SEEING EYE RADIO SPOT
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    :60 "TAXI ACCESS"
    CAST:
    WOMAN: BETTY WHITE
    MAN: STAN FREBERG
     
     

    SOUND: TRAFFIC


    WOMAN: Taxi? Are you free?


    MAN: Whattaya think lady? ‘Course I am. Ya blind or somethin'?


    WOMAN: As a matter of fact, I am.


    MAN: Oh, sorry.


    SOUND: CAR DOOR OPENS


    WOMAN: That’s all right.


    SOUND: CAR DOOR SLAMS


    MAN: Whoa! No dogs in the cab.


    WOMAN: This is Buddy, he's my Seeing Eye dog.


    MAN: Naw, no dogs in my cab. I make it a rule.


    WOMAN: I'm sorry you feel that way.


    MAN: For one thing, dogs smell, ya know.


    WOMAN: Not Buddy. He's immaculately groomed.  He's cleaner than a lot of cab drivers I've met.


    MAN: Hey lady...whattaya tryin' ta say??


    WOMAN: Let me put it another way: it's against the law to deny a blind person with a Seeing Eye dog access to any public transportation.


    MAN: Public...uh...


    WOMAN: Especially taxi cabs.


    DOG: PANTING


    MAN: Hiya fella! Heh heh. That's a good dog.


    WOMAN: You were saying?


    MAN: I was sayin'...umm where to?


    MUSIC: SHORT TAG UNDER


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