SEEING EYE RADIO SPOT
    CREATED & PRODUCED BY STAN FREBERG/FREBERG, LTD.
    :60 "RESTAURANT ACCESS"
    CAST:
    MAITRE'D: HARRY SHEARER
    LARRY: STAN FREBERG
    JOHN: DONAVAN FREBERG
     
     


    MAITRE'D: Yessir?


    LARRY: I'd like a table for two.


    MAITRE'D: Uh...


    LARRY: Three, if you count my Seeing Eye dog, heh heh...


    JOHN: Ix-nay on mentioning your dog, Larry.


    MAITRE'D: We, uh, seem to be full up...


    LARRY: What? You don't allow blind people in this restaurant?


    MAITRE'D: Oh!..I...ahem...keep your voice down, please!


    JOHN: (Whisper) Forget it, Larry, let's go to a different restaurant...


    MAITRE'D: If the dog could, uh, wait outside...


    LARRY: The guide dog is trained to lie quietly at my feet, no problem.


    MAITRE'D: The d..uh, the dog...


    LARRY: The dog's not gonna order from the menu. Actually, he's already had lunch.


    MAITRE'D: Uh, in any event we don't seem to have any tables at the moment.


    JOHN: What? Well, the whole restaurant is full of empty tables! My friend Larry can't see that, but I can!


    MAITRE'D: I'm sorry, there'll be a 45-minute wait...


    LARRY: Do you know it's against the law to deny a blind person and their Seeing Eye dog access to a restaurant?


    MAITRE'D: AHEM! Something just opened up! This way, please!


    LARRY: You know what's amazing, John? That a restaurant would try to keep a Seeing Eye dog out, but let someone like him in.


    JOHN: Yeah.


    MUSIC: SHORT TAG UNDER


    FREBERG: Presented by "The Seeing Eye," of Morristown, NJ.
     

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