SEEING EYE RADIO SPOT
CREATED & PRODUCED BY STAN FREBERG/FREBERG, LTD.
:60 "RESTAURANT ACCESS"
MAITRE'D: HARRY SHEARER
LARRY: STAN FREBERG
JOHN: DONAVAN FREBERG
LARRY: I'd like a table for two.
LARRY: Three, if you count my Seeing Eye dog, heh heh...
JOHN: Ix-nay on mentioning your dog, Larry.
MAITRE'D: We, uh, seem to be full up...
LARRY: What? You don't allow blind people in this restaurant?
MAITRE'D: Oh!..I...ahem...keep your voice down, please!
JOHN: (Whisper) Forget it, Larry, let's go to a different restaurant...
MAITRE'D: If the dog could, uh, wait outside...
LARRY: The guide dog is trained to lie quietly at my feet, no problem.
MAITRE'D: The d..uh, the dog...
LARRY: The dog's not gonna order from the menu. Actually, he's already had lunch.
MAITRE'D: Uh, in any event we don't seem to have any tables at the moment.
JOHN: What? Well, the whole restaurant is full of empty tables! My friend Larry can't see that, but I can!
MAITRE'D: I'm sorry, there'll be a 45-minute wait...
LARRY: Do you know it's against the law to deny a blind person and their Seeing Eye dog access to a restaurant?
MAITRE'D: AHEM! Something just opened up! This way, please!
LARRY: You know what's amazing, John? That a restaurant would try to keep a Seeing Eye dog out, but let someone like him in.
MUSIC: SHORT TAG UNDER
FREBERG: Presented by "The Seeing Eye," of Morristown, NJ.
Copyright © 1997, Stan Freberg/Freberg, Ltd. and The Seeing Eye