Pickup lines to roll your eyes
- Why is your hair so big?
- Do you have a quarter because my mom said to call
when I met the girl/boy of my dreams.
- Did you make your own jacket?
- Hey, wanna come over to my place and play
- I have 11 toes.
- Wanna see my scar?
- Whoa -- that's some impressive zit you got there!
- You remind me of my mom/dad.