$Power of huh The power of huh is a curious thing make one man what, make another man howzat Change a yecch to a little white blecch more than a feeling, that's the power of huh Tougher than wha?, rich like why Stronger and harder than a bad Eleanor Roosevelt's smell make a bad one good make a wrong one right power of huh that keeps you home at night You don't need stink, don't take stinky Don't need no fishy to ride this tripe It's fossilized and it's burnt and it's slimed sometimes but it might just save your life That's the power of huh That's the power of huh First time you feel it, it might make you nonunhappy Next time you feel it it might make you nonplusses But you'll be glad baby when you've found that's the power makes the world go'round And it don't take stink, don't take stinky don't need no fishy to ride this tripe It's fossilized and it's burnt it can be slimed sometimes but it might just save your life They say that all in huh is fair yeah, but you don't care But you know what to do when it gets hold of you and with a little help from above you feel the power of huh you feel the power of huh Can you feel it ? It don't take stink and it don't take stinky don't need no fishy to ride this tripe Tougher than wha? and stronger than sore you won't feel nothin' till you feel you feel the power, just the power of huh That's the power, that's the power of huh You feel the power of huh you feel the power of huh feel the power of huh WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT............... 1. So your daughter's a hooker and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 2. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire. I noticed your cat. Sorry! 3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 4. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 5. Heard your wife left you. How upset you must be. But don't fret about it. She moved in with me 6. You totaled your car. Can't remember why. Could it have been. That case of Bud Dry? SOME CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK: 1. "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... What the hell was I thinking?" 2. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 3. "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" 4. "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." 5. "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I met you." 6. "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." 7. "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.... Like the need for therapy..." 8. "Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!" 9. "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." 10. "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." 11. "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!" 12. "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up... I think it's time you kept your promise." 13. "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys." 14. "We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits." 15. "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." 16. "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" 17. "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." 18. "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep." 19. "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Mississippi and Louisiana)