The UNOFFICIAL Shoebox Greetings®
FUNNY, BUT NO
Archives!
Simply click on a link to see the animated gifs of the rejected cards that didn't quite make it to your local Hallmark store.

"Boyfriend..."


"Grandma...Chardonnay"


7/28/97:"Sorry this birthday card is late..."


"Cuddle..."


"Budding folksinger..."


"Good luck..."


"You're so nice..."


"New job?..."


"Stumped...?"


"Sorry you haven't heard from me..."



"School library..."


"Have some fun on your birthday..."


"Good-bye..."


"Party like a rhino..."


"The Why Files"

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Funny But No...
Funny, witty, quirky, yet tasteful -- that's greeting-card humor from Shoebox.

But now, in the comfort of our own Web site, you can see some of the funny stuff that never makes it onto Shoebox greeting cards.

Maybe it's too weird, too off-color, too big of a stretch, you name it... Our boss just says, "Funny, but no..." The best of these rejects go onto a bulletin board where they amuse or offend the rest of our staff.

And now you can read them too! Just remember, if you decide to "borrow" any for your personal social expression needs, we can't be held responsible for the consequences.

This Week's Rejects

Previous Week's Rejects
4/12/99 4/5/99 3/29/99 3/22/99 3/15/99 3/8/99
3/1/99 2/22/99 2/15/99 2/8/99 2/1/99 1/25/99
1/18/99 1/11/99 1/4/99 12/28/98 12/21/98 12/14/98
12/7/98 11/30/98 11/23/98 11/16/98 11/9/98 11/2/98
10/26/98 10/19/98 10/12/98 10/5/98 9/28/98 9/21/98
9/14/98 9/7/98 8/31/98 8/24/98 8/17/98 8/10/98
8/3/98 7/27/98 7/20/98 7/13/98 7/6/98 6/29/98
6/22/98 6/15/98 6/8/98 6/1/98 5/25/98 5/18/98
5/11/98 5/4/98 4/27/98 4/20/98 4/13/98 4/6/98
3/30/98 3/23/98 3/16/98 3/9/98 3/2/98 2/23/98
2/16/98 2/9/98 2/2/98 1/26/98 1/19/98 1/12/98
1/5/98 12/29/97 12/22/97 12/15/97 12/8/97 12/1/97
11/24/97 11/17/97 11/10/97 11/3/97 10/27/97 10/20/97
10/13/97 10/6/97 9/29/97 9/22/97 9/15/97 9/8/97
9/1/97 8/25/97 8/18/97 8/11/97 8/4/97 7/28/97
7/21/97 7/14/97 7/7/97 6/30/97 6/23/97 6/16/97
6/9/97 6/2/97 5/26/97 5/19/97 5/12/97 5/5/97
4/28/97 4/21/97 4/14/97 4/7/97 3/31/97 3/24/97
3/17/97 3/10/97 3/3/97 2/24/97 2/17/97 2/10/97
2/3/97 1/27/97 1/20/97 1/13/97 1/6/97 12/30/96
12/23/96 12/16/96 12/9/96 12/2/96 11/25/96

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