Funny But No
Funny, witty, quirky, yet tasteful -- that's greeting-card humor from Shoebox.

But now, in the comfort of our own website, you can see some of the funny stuff that never makes it onto Shoebox greeting cards.

Maybe it's too weird, too off-color, too big of a stretch, you name it... Our boss just says, "Funny, but no..." The best of these rejects go onto a bulletin board where they amuse or offend the rest of our staff.

And now you can read them too! Just remember, if you decide to "borrow" any for your personal social expression needs, we can't be held responsible for the consequences.

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