Intro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif) - Personnel Unknown Advanced Malignant Tumor Of The Brain - Anne Beatts & possibly Pat Broad Theme: "You Don't Have To Look At Pictures On The Radio" - Nate Herman, David Blum & Bob Hoban Theatre Times For "The Ryan O'Neal Story" (Pt. 1) - Gracie Whitebread The Lost Glider - Bob Perry & Ed Subitsky N.L.R.H. Program I.D. - Gracie Whitebread Marlon Brando Interview - Chevy Chase & John Belushi Theatre Times For "The Ryan O'Neal Story" (Pt. 2) - Gracie Whitebread "Little Miss Muffet" (Otis Redding Parody) - Christopher Cerf, lead vocal Theatre Times For "The Ryan O'Neal Story" (Pt. 3) - Gracie Whitebread True Or False? - Bob Dryden American Safety Institute: Remember To Brush - Chevy Chase The Comedy Of Patrol Officer Tim O'Malley - George Agoglia & Richard Belzer The Loan Arranger - Gary Goodrow & John Belushi Can A Match Burn Twice? (Pt. 1) - Bob Dryden Public Disservice Message: Mental Hospitals - Stan Sawyer & Brian McConnachie Can A Match Burn Twice? (Pt. 2) - Bob Dryden Laughs From The Past - Bob Perry What If Ed Sullivan Were Tortured? - Michael O'Donoghue Canadian Newsreel - Bob Perry Quick Canada Quiz (Pt. 1) - Brian McConnachie The Comedy Of Cardiologist Dr. Andrew Tillman - Richard Belzer Quick Canada Quiz (Pt. 2) - Brian McConnachie NatLamp Unto My Feet, With The Rev. Otto A. Brown - Bob Caliban & Norman Rose N.L.R.H. Program I.D.: Honk Honk...Why, It's Wobbles The Goose! - Bob Dryden & Michael O'Donoghue "Methadone Maintenance Man" (James Taylor Parody) - Tony Scheuren vocal and guitar Front Row Center: "Death Of A Salesman - Christopher Guest, Bob Dryden & Judith Jacklin Light Your Faith - Norman Rose The Indianapolis Academy Of The French Accent - Christopher Guest, Chevy Chase, Emily Praeger & Alice Playten Mel Brewer's Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields (Pt. 1) - Bill Murray & Christopher Guest "Sperm Whale Song" - Christopher Guest, lead vocal Mel Brewer's Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields (Pt. 2) - Bill Murray & Christopher Guest N.L.R.H. Promo (Muhammad Ali) - Billy Crystal House Rules - David Blum & Nate Herman Let Us Speak English - Justo LaCombe & Sid Davis N.L.R.H. Promo (Al Jolson) - Sid Davis Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer - Leon Janney & Christopher Guest Stand Up - Brian Doyle-Murray Mr. Veal Chop Commercial Intro - Bob Perry "Closet Queen" - Christopher Guest, vocal and piano Interview With The Hollywood Gay Alliance - John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Christopher Guest & Steve Collins "Closet Queen" (reprise and closing) - Christopher Guest, vocal and piano Public Disservice Message: The Salvation Army - Stan Sawyer & Brian McConnachie The Comedy Of News Anchor Robert K. Chancellor - Goerge Agoglia & Richard Belzer Frank Rizzo: The Philadelphia Police League For Retarded Children - George Agoglia And The Winner Is... - John Belushi, Emily Praeger & Chevy Chase The Comedy Of Psychiatrist Dr. Ricky Johnson - George Agoglia & Richard Belzer The Dick & Jane Show - Christopher Guest Which Of The Ten Commandments Am I Breaking? - Brian McConnachie & Gerry Graham Baby Brando - Richard Belzer & John Belushi N.L.R.H. Promo (Yodeling) - Christopher Guest "Southern California Brings Me Down" (Neil Young Parody) - Tony Scheuren Fred Purdue's Chicken Commercial - possibly Tom Leopold The Comedy Of King Faisal - Brian Doyle-Murray & John Belushi Public Disservice Message: Zip Codes - Stan Sawyer & Brian McConnachie NatLamp Unto My Feet, With Father Joseph Vazinni - Norman Rose & Richard Belzer Outro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif) - Personnel Unknown Channel Surfing (Cheech & Chong Parody) - Christopher Guest, Brian McConnachie, Bill Murray, Brian Doyle-Murray, Michael O'Donoghue, Tony Hendra & Sean Kelly Intro (Outer Limits) - Brian Doyle-Murray & Stan Sawyer Harry Block: 417 Reasons Why You Should Let Us Do Your Income Tax--Reason #323 - possibly Lee Richardson Turtle Woman - Christopher Guest, vocal and guitar Harry Block: Reason #110 - possibly Lee Richardson The Immigrants: "The Hillbillies - Joe Flaherty, Gilda Radner, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, John Belushi & Bob Perry "Gift Of The Nazis" Show Promo - Christopher Guest Harry Block: Reason #408 - possibly Lee Richardson Suicide Prevention Hotline/N.L.R.H. Program I.D. - Chevy Chase & Gracie Whitebread "Well-Intentioned Blues" (Pete Seeger Parody) - Christopher Guest, lead vocal and guitar At The Tone From The Time You Called... - Gracie Whitebread Handy Household Hint - Bob Perry Universal Bank Commercial - George Coe & Bob Dryden Request Time: "Gigi! - Michael O'Donoghue, John Belushi & Emily Praeger Humor Test, With Dr. Chevy Chase - John Belushi & Chevy Chase Alternative Child - John Belushi & Brian Doyle-Murray 1973 Miss America Pageant - Chevy Chase & Rhonda Coullet Timex Watch Commercial - David Blum N.L.R.H. Program I.D./The Jimmy Dugan Story - George Coe, Brian Doyle-Murray & John Belushi Quick Canada Quiz (Pt. 3) - Brian McConnachie Harry Block: Reason #287 - possibly Lee Richardson Quick Canada Quiz: The Answer - Brian McConnachie Interview With Ali & Foreman - John Belushi, Billy Crystal & Bill Murray Great Mountain Valley Drinking Water & Brite Toothpaste Commercial - Sid Davis Scuzzy Linoleum Commercial Intro - Windy Craig "Steppin' On A Spaniel" - Personnel Unknown Car Cheese Commercial Intro - Windy Craig Harry Block: Reason #177 - possibly Lee Richardson How Often Have You Said To Yourself... - Adolph Caesar Police Auditions - Vernon Taft, Christopher Guest, John Belushi, Brian Doyle-Murray & Chevy Chase Guru Craig Baker, The Perfect Master - Christopher Guest & John Belushi Insincere Commercial Intro - Windy Craig Harry Block: Reason #356 - possibly Lee Richardson "You Put Me Thru Hell" (Joni Mitchell Parody) - Nate Herman Vulcanized Sneakers Commercial Intro - Bob Perry Mr. Whipple Commercial Goes Wrong - Michael O'Donoghue What Do You Recommend From The Menu? - Michael O'Donoghue, Nate Herman, David Blum, John Belushi N.L.R.H. Disclaimer & Warning - Christopher Guest Cheech & Chong Parody (Conclusion) - Christopher Guest, Brian McConnachie, Bill Murray & Brian Doyle-Murray Outro (Scottish Announcer) - Christopher Guest Disclaimer Intro: "Due To The Explicit Nature..."/National Lampoon Magazine Commercial - Christopher Guest, Doug Kenney & Sean Kelly Tommy Toilet - Christopher Guest Flash Bazbo In A Restaurant - Gilda Radner & Christopher Guest Bill Bradley Of The New York Knicks - Bill Murray & John Belushi Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: The Adventure Continues - Leon Janney & Christopher Guest Bob The Rapist - Anne Beatts, possibly Emily Praeger & Michael O'Donoghue I'm A Little Stiff From Polo - Rhonda Coullet & possibly Sean Kelly Legal Disclaimer (Muhammad Ali) - Billy Crystal Music Perspective, With Ron Fields (Pt. 1) - Brian Doyle-Murray & Christopher Guest Overdose Heaven - Christopher Guest & possibly Paul Jacobs Interview With Don Corleone - Chevy Chase & John Belushi Monolithic Oil Commercial - Bob Dryden Straight Man Auditions - Michael O'Donoghue, possibly Christopher Guest, Chevy Chase & John Belushi Music Perspective, With Ron Fields (Pt. 2) - Brian Doyle-Murray & Christopher Guest "Every Day I Feel Depressed" (B.B. King Parody) - Christopher Guest Dial-A-Cruise - Gracie Whitebread Guru Craig Baker, The Perfect Master Visits A Bar - Christopher Guest, John Belushi, Harold Ramis, Brian Doyle-Murray, Joe Flaherty & Gilda Radner Limerick Time (Pt. 1) - Ed Subitsky American Safety Institute: Mad Dogs - Chevy Chase Limerick Time (Pt. 2) - Ed Subitsky Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: Chapter 219 - Christopher Guest Classic Riddles (Pt. 1) - Ed Subitsky Public Disservice Message: Care Packages to Europe - Stan Sawyer & Brian McConnachie Classic Riddles (Pt. 2) - Ed Subitsky Santa Cupcakes Recipe - Gilda Radner The Littlest Christmas Tree - Brian Doyle-Murray The Evil Santa - Gilda Radner & Bill Murray Rod Serling Explains The First Christmas - Christopher Guest A&P Commercial: The Death Penalty For Shoplifting - George Coe, Lynn Lipton & Judith Jacklin The Hockey Guillotine - Windy Craig National Lampoon's Call-In (Pt. 1) - Gary Goodrow, Christopher Guest & Doug Kenney Classics Of The Contemporary Drama: "Waiting For Godot - Christopher Guest, John Belushi, Brian McConnachie & Sean Kelly Mother Goose's Wine - Christopher Guest & possibly Paul Jacobs Al Capone On Trial - John Belushi & Bob Dryden National Lampoon's Call-In (Pt. 2) - Gary Goodrow, Christopher Guest & Doug Kenney The Rosenburgs - Martin Harvey FriedBerg & Lynn Lipton National Lampoon's Call-In (Pt. 3) - Gary Goodrow & Doug Kenney Terminal Football - Joe Flaherty, Harold Ramis, John Belushi & Brian Doyle-Murray "Highway Toes" (James Taylor Parody) - Christopher Guest, Paul Jacobs, possibly John Belushi & possibly Chevy Chase Classics Of The Contemporary Drama: "The Idiot - Christopher Guest & Bill Murray National Lampoon's Call-In (Pt. 4) - Gary Goodrow, Christopher Guest & Doug Kenney Outro (English Announcer) - Michael O'Donoghue