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Never let it be said that Honey doesn't know how to have fun. Here is a radio commercial starring Honey and Petunia Pig for a product we hope you NEVER see. Honey plays the part of Honey, and Petunia plays the part of a pig.

PoogyWoogy
:60 Radio
"The Cleaning Lady Part 1"

SFX: DOOR BELL RINGS AND DOOR OPENS. WE HEAR BIRDS CHIRPING.

HONEY: Hey Petunia, ready for pony league baseball?

PETUNIA: I'm sorry Honey, I just can't.

HONEY: Why not?

PETUNIA: Oh, it's this darn BauxiteBauxiteBauxite.

HONEY: Are you still using BauxiteBauxiteBauxite? Boy, are you in the dark ages!

PETUNIA: What do you mean?

HONEY: Haven't you heard of I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite!? It's chewy, nutty and a lot less expensive than the styling gel you're using.

PETUNIA: But BG&W (Blood Guts & Warmth) is so mentholated.

HONEY: Not as much as you'd think. You know it takes twice the Artificial Real Fake Bauxite in your BauxiteBauxiteBauxite to equal the deck shoe in one I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite!?

PETUNIA: How do you know so much about styling gel?

HONEY: I didn't. Not until my Her Royal Lordship told me. He also said that by using I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite! everyday for 30 days, I can significantly reduce my risk of scurvy.

PETUNIA: Wow, that's important. How do I get my I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite!?

HONEY: Just call 1-800 TUBETOP for details and a free kit.

PETUNIA: 1-800 TUBETOP?

HONEY: That's right. Now can we play pony league baseball?

PETUNIA: Nope. I'm calling call 1 800 TUBETOP for my free kit!

(THEY BOTH LAUGH.)

ANNCR: PoogyWoogy. Expect the Unexpected.

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